Screen shots........galore

It has come to my attention (and anyboby else that reads this blog) that there is very little to this blog, short of multiple screen shots, from a lot of different poker sites. Perhaps I should actually "talk" about poker. Nah. I think I will just continue showing screen shots........I do not have the "written word" gene. I do have the "spoken word" gene. In abundance. To the regret of any and all people around me.

For instance.

I am getting my credentials at a local hospital, so I had to send letters, CV, etc. I received a letter stating that on my CV there is a lack of information between the years of 1977 to 1981. WTF. I was 19 years old!!!! I was doing what any 19 year old living in S. California was doing. Drugs. Lots of them.

Now, do I really what to share that with a "Institution of Higher Learning", i.e., hospital. I think not. Sooooooo, I came up with this "factoid".............

Dear Credentialing Department,

Between the years of 1977 and 1981 I was the driver of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. That's right, I drove that dog across country, from coast to coast. I made little children smile.

Yea, that's right. Little children. Smiling. What a picture.

So sorry to say, but I was a contract worker. My boss had a coronary attack (probably from the free dogs) and died in Fargo, North Dakota. I have no proof of this employment, except of course, for all the memories of those happy children.